Willow: You know what's weird?
Tara: Japanese commercials are weird.

Willow: Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus... except thinner, and younger, and... female. And, well... Jewish.

Anya: I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown!

Spike: The way you tell it, one Slayer's snuffs it, another one rises. I figure there's a new Chosen One getting all chosen as we speak.

Het beest: A Slayer? Oh God, please don't tell me I was fighting a Vampire Slayer! How unbelievably common. If I had friends, and they heard about this..

Giles: It appears to be paranormal in origin.
Buffy: How can you tell?
Giles: Well, it's so shiny.

Buffy: Spike, what are you doing here, five words or less!
Spike: Out... for... a... walk, ........ bitch

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My boyfriend. Go away.

Spike: ...bathe in the Slayer's blood. I'm gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke.

Harmony (over Spike): Yes! Oh, my God. Someone's blondy bear is a Twenty Questions genius!

Xander (over zijn kelder): Yeah, maybe it's definitely time to start looking for a new place. Something a little nicer. Buffy, you've been to Hell, they have one-bedrooms, right?

Xander: Wait till you have have an evil twin and see how you handle it!
Willow: I handled it just fine.

Xander: It's a robot. It's an evil robot constructed from evil parts that look like me designed to do evil.

In de beelden waar we twee Xanders met zichtbaar gezicht zien, wordt de tweede Xander gespeelt door de tweelingbroer van Nicholas Brendon namelijk: Kelly Donovan

Harmony: They're not my buddies. They're my minions!

Giles: I bet the death rate keeps the rent low

Buffy: Have you ever run a store before?
Giles: I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same except people pay for the things they don't return.

Xander: Cash equals good.
Anya: Ooh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?

Xander: Let's do it. But no poofin'. Come on puffy shirt. Pucker on up, cause you can kiss your pale ass...
Dracula: Silence.
Xander: Yes, Master. No, that's not...

Spike: Well, well, you can take the boy out of the Initiative, but you can't take the initiative out of the boy.