Spike: Buckle up, kids. Daddy's puttin' the hammer down

Glory: Lotta sucky things in this dimension. Bubble baths? Not one of 'em

Buffybot: Anya! How is your money?
Anya: Fine, thank you for asking!

Buffybot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid!

Tara: Magic can't be used to alter the natural order of things.
Dawn: But all you do is mess with the natural order of things.

Anya (nadat Xander uit frustratie zijn vuist in de muur heeft geslagen): Xander decided that he blames the wall.

Joice verlaat het Buffy Universum als zijnde Buffy's moeder. (Duh )

Tara: I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's.. depressing.

Buffy: What part of me punching you in the face did you not understand?

Dawn: I feel safe with you.
Spike: Take that back!

Anya: Heh heh. Xander needs help with his "thing."

Dawn: You wanna come steal some stuff?
Spike: Yeah, all right.

Willow: Well, you know what they say. The bigger they are...
Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothing.

Glory: Buffy! If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already.

Glory: Sunnydale's got too many demons and not enough retail outlets.

Anya: Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Olaf: You do well to flee, townspeople!

Olaf (tegen Xander): You fight well, although you are a tiny man.

Anya: I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

Riley verlaat de vaste karakterlijst.