Willow: I found a dead body near the high school.
Anya: Yes, that can happen.

Spike: (over Xander) I'm insane... What's his excuse?

Spike (tegen buffy): When exactly did your sister get unbelieveably scary?

Willow: Is there anything you don't know everything about?
Giles: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.

Hoe kan een beschaving zo geavanceerd als beweerd, uitgeroeid worden door het verlies van een enkele ster (werd supernova)?

Ik bedoel zelfs de primitieve (in vergelijking) federatie heeft tig kolonies etc.

Buffy: I'm not saying I'm charging you for saving your life or anything, but ... let's talk rates.

Warren: This mummy hand has ceased to be...
Andrew: It is an ex-mummy hand.

Buffy (over Spike): He was so much easier to talk to when he wanted me dead.

Buffy: So, Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday.

Xander: So I have decided to simplify the whole thing. Me like Buffy. Buffy's alive. So me glad.

Spike: You can play holodeck another time

Dawn: I'll leave a note for Buffy on the refrigerator. That's the first place she goes after patrolling. She's such a pig after she kills things.

Buffy: Xander and Anya are working on it.. 'Mulder-ing' out what happened.

Buffy (Tegen het trio): So you three have what, banned together to be pains in my ass?

Willow: Amy... if you're really my friend, you'd better stay away from me. And if you're really not... you'd better stay away from me.

Buffy: We missed the bed again.
Spike: Lucky for the bed.

Xander: And now we can't leave. The only thing missing is a cornfield. There isn't a cornfield, is there?

Buffy: Nice wheels.
Riley: Came with the car.

Buffy: (tegen Xander) Look at you, Mr. About-to-be-married. You're glowing. Oh my god! Maybe you're pregnant!

Willow: You fooled me once... Shame on you.