Willow: This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place.

Buffy (tegen angel): You're a vampire. Oh, i'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?

Xander: On a scale of 1 to 10, it sucked.

Snyder: There are no dead students here.....this week.

Vanaf deze aflevering weet Cordelia van Buffy en de onderwereld en mengt ze zich er steeds meer mee.

The Master: What's the fun in burying someone if they're already dead?

Xander: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.

Principal Snyder: There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed... and also smoking.

Principal Snyder: I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.

Giles: Our new führer, Mr. Snyder.

Xander (tegen calender over waarom ze zo vaak in de bieb zijn): To read makes us speaking english good.

Buffy (Over kruisboog): Goodbye stakes, hello flying fatality

Gymleraar (over het trefbal dat onze bezettene spelen): God this game is brutal, I LOVE IT.

Buffy (tegen Xander): And the weird behavior award goes to...

Xander (in de dierentuin): This is not all about looking at a bunch of animals; it’s about not being at school.

Buffy: Clark Kent had a job, I just want to date.

Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy (Tegen Giles nadat ze een belofte heeft gebroken): Yes I lied, I am a bad person, let’s move on.

Cordelia (na tegen buffy op te lopen): Excuse you.

Willow: Amy!
Buffy: Amy.
Xander: So you guy’s are leaning towards Amy?