Kendra: Did anyone explain to you what 'secret identity' means?

Buffy: You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?

Xander noemt Buffy en co voor het eerst “Scooby-Gang”

Angel: You know, I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing humans. It could take a while.

Xander: No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old girl to unplug her phone.

Snyder: It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event.

Xander: Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades.

Willow: Oh! Great! I'm so the 'Net girl.

Willow is een geest zonder lichaam maar in de winkel van Ethan beweegt toch echt het gordijn wanneer ze ertegenaan loopt

Spike (over de kostuum situatie): Well! This is just... neat!

Willow: Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.

Xander: I'm gonna do what any man would do about it: somethin' damn manly.

Xander (over studentenfeestjes): Whoa! Whoa ho ho, rewind. Since when do they have orgies, and why aren't I on the mailing list?

Xander: I just, present company excluded, have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever.

Xander (nadat Ampata ‘ja’ zegt): That's great! You're not a praying mantis, are you? Sorry, someone else.

Oz doet zijn intrede

Spike doet zijn intrede.

Spike: A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

Spike: Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Principal Snyder: Your parents, assuming you have any, will meet your teachers, assuming you have any left.