Angelus: My friends... we're about to make history... end.

Spike (over Angelus’ vondst): It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

Buffy: Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.

Buffy (over monsters): Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town.

Xander: 'Something weird is going on.' Isn't that our school motto?

Deze aflevering is sterk door Nightmare on Elm Street, A geïnspireerd, je herkent zelfs Freddy in het monster

Xander: Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Buffy: Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks.

Buffy: I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
Oz: But you're not a rat. So call it an upside.

Cordelia: And keep your mom-aged mitts off my boyfriend. Former!

Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1- 800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho

Cordelia: This is great. There's an unkillable demon is town. Angel's joined his team. The Slayer's a basket case. I say we've hit bottom.
Xander: I have a plan.
Cordelia: Oh, no! Here's a lower place.

The Judge (over de raketwerper): What's that do?

Willow: Well, what if the talking thing becomes the awkward-silence thing?

Xander (over de arm in de doos): Well, clearly the Hellmouth's answer to 'what do you get the Slayer who has everything?'

Xander: Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words. You... Angel... big... smoochies?

Giles: The advantages of layers of tweed. It's better than Kevlar

Xander: He, Angel is our friend... Except I don’t like him.

Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? Cause that would be cool.

Kendra: That’s me favorite shirt, That’s me ONLY shirt.